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Old Aug 22, 2009, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #3021
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at 12:00....in the afternoon.

Why?
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Old Aug 23, 2009, 08:04 AM // 08:04   #3022
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because.


why not?
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Old Aug 24, 2009, 03:17 PM // 15:17   #3023
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You are cooking and the recipe asks for 1 Cup of water, so you pull out the measuring cup fill it and use it. Do you wash the measuring cup? Since it was only water used? Do you consider it clean dry it off put it away or wash it again? (All you touched was the handle and your hands are clean.)
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Old Aug 24, 2009, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #3024
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use it as is.

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
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Old Aug 24, 2009, 11:07 PM // 23:07   #3025
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so they can experience vertigo first hand.


Why is the bark of most trees brown?
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Old Aug 25, 2009, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #3026
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Because it compliments there green leaves.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #3027
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From the ceiling.

Why does school suck so much?
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 01:42 AM // 01:42   #3028
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conditioning you for the workforce which sucks even more

why does work suck? (don't lie, we all know you'd rather be elsewhere)
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 03:50 AM // 03:50   #3029
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They got hungry and went to McDonalds

Why don't you check McDonalds?
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 05:51 AM // 05:51   #3030
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I can't, too lazy.

Someone else?
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 06:32 AM // 06:32   #3031
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Mcdonalds makes me fat.

Does anyone have homework?
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 09:24 AM // 09:24   #3032
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no, I've been out of school since the 1980's....schools out FOREVA!

Why are there no jack-in-the-box's on the east coast of the usa?
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Old Aug 26, 2009, 12:26 PM // 12:26   #3033
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There are enough fast food restaurants already?

What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?

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Old Aug 27, 2009, 02:41 AM // 02:41   #3034
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A trip out the door cause you would get fired for drinking coffee.

Why is coffee better than tea in the morning?
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Old Aug 27, 2009, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #3035
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its not....never touch coffee anylonger


Why are there so many acorns on my driveway...its not fall yet.
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Old Aug 27, 2009, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #3036
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Going to be an early winter.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Old Aug 28, 2009, 06:40 AM // 06:40   #3037
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Because slow hour doesn't sound as good.

Why was the movie Rush Hour so funny?
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Old Aug 28, 2009, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #3038
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uhm.....because it was a comedy.


Why cant we have a longer summer??
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Old Aug 28, 2009, 02:58 PM // 14:58   #3039
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Nature is very rigid.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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Old Aug 28, 2009, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #3040
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They were forgotten about when Preparation H came around.

Why do we need money?
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